physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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