after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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