just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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