I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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