White coat. Heels.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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