Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
