Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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