I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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