Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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