like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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