He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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