ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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