Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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