Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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