the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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