in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
no you cant smoke seaweed
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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