stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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