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what?
penguin condom
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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