Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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