that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
