Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Life is so much better after having sex.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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