Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?