Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
What changed your mind?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE