Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.