Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
