oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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