This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
