Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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