He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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