What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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