ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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