Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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