idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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