Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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