She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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