I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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