Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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