Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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