My brain says no but my pants say off.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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