i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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