Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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