is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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