Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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