conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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