I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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