This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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