thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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