: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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