we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
this is an emotional support booty call
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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