We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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