Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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