I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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