We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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