this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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