the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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