omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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