i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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